Well, I guess I got to tell you. The sea sound you hear when you hold a shell up to your ear is actually the broadcast signal of KELP, a radio station that became partially submerged during an El Nino year. Their location is somewhere in the Southwest Pacific and the sound you hear the repeat of KELPs last gasp as the station succumbs to 30 foot waves. If you listen really, really closely, you can hear their disk jockey, Fang Wimbles, saying something that sounds like, "h-h-a- a-a-l-l-p!" Art