Children all know that the Reindeer can't fly. They don't got no wings. I assume that is why. That myth is exploded. The truth now is out; That Santa is pulled By a critter with snout. Yes! Up in the sky! Here he comes! There he goes! One identifies team By the shape of the nose. Bringing presents to kiddies (Not purchased at Biggs) But surely delivered By eight flying Pigs. There's Porky and Bacon! There's Roger and Ham! On Sausage and Truffle. On Cyril and Spam. Oh see how the wings Sweep the dark from the night. A wonderful vision: The pigs in full flight. I bless you. I wish you Most happy new year. May Santa's eight pigs Bring both comfort and cheer. Art <Prodigy Distribution List> TO: CBRG25A