Kim, Your story was hilarious...first laugh I've gotten in quite some time. Having had quite a bit of contact with the post office since I started a new job a few months back, I've found out that almost none of their services are "guaranteed". 2 Day Air means they'll try to get it whereever in 2 days. A regular 33 cent 1st class letter from California can take 3 days or 10 days...It makes you wonder where the letter that takes 10 days goes before it gets to its destination. Laura ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]