In Part One, we saw how Audubon bit his lip and said nothing when Rafinesque destroyed his violin while trying to capture bats ("a new species!") as a guest in Audubon's house in 1817. Biding his time, the provoked host mischievously gave his guest sketches of a fantastic trivalve animal from the Ohio River, and the species-happy naturalist gratefully published them. This continuation of the story was made possible by the help of Tom Watters (Aquatic Ecology Laboratory, Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio) and Kevin Cummings (Illinois Natural History Survey, Champaign, Illinois) who kindly sent me photocopies of the relevant, excessively rare articles by Rafinesque. As the text of these articles is not widely known to modern conchologists despite their notoriety, I will quote the relevant passages in full. Italicized phrases are marked with asterisks (*). The year is 1817. Rafinesque has just left Audubon's house after a five-week visit without a word to anyone. The Audubon family has been frantically scouting the nearby woods and creeks for Rafinesque's body. Eventually a letter arrives from the wayward naturalist, thanking them for their hospitality. Rafinesque is in a paroxysm of writing articles, trying to name as many new taxa as possible from the American frontier. And in 1818, only a few months after his sojourn with Audubon and his family, the American Monthly Magazine and Critical Review published a brief article in which, against common sense, the naturalist proposed a new species, genus, and subfamily of trivalve brachiopods: "There is a small family of bivalve shells, which have received the names of Brachiopodes, distinguished by having tentacula. It contained, in my Analysis of Nature and in Cuvier's Regne Animal, only three genera, *lingicula, orbicula* and *terebratula,* all maritime; this last, which is very numerous, particularly in fossil species, has lately been divided by Sowerby, who has established the genera *Productus* and *Spirifer;* and I have added another fossil genus, *Apleurotis,* distinguished from it by elongated, obliquated, and auriculated on one side only, in a memoir presented to the Academy of National [Natural] Sciences of Philadelphia. "In my travels on the Ohio, I have ascertained another genus belonging to that family, which is very similar to the genus *Orbicula;* but it is fluviatile, and the larger or upper valve is perforated in the middle as in *Fissurella,* and operculated. I have not seen the living animal myself; but Mr. Audubon of Hendersonville, a zealous observer, has drawn it, and it appears to have a head with two eyes and no tentacula jutting out of the perforation. It would therefore deviate from the character of the family; it may, probably, at a future period become the type of another; but the shell is so very similar to *Orbicula* that I unite them now, proposing however for it a sub-family, under the name of *Notremidia,* which may become the family name when other similar genera have been detected. "*Description*.--NOTREMA. Generic character. Fluviatile bivalve shell, inequivalve; upper valve larger, nearly round, perforated in the middle, opening operculated: lower valve lateral very small inequilateral. Body flat beneath, head in the centre above, retractible, jutting out through the perforation, with two lateral eyes, no tentacula. The generic name means *opening in the back,* in Greek. "*Notrema fissurella*. Specific character. Upper valve convex with circular wrinkles, and oblique transverse furrows: lower valve flat obovate and smooth; shell fulvous brown, opening round, operculum round, brown, and shining, heed truncate. *Obs.* It is found on the rocks of the bottom of the river Ohio, from the falls to the mouth; it is rare; diameter about one inch; it holds on wrecks as the *Patellas* do, and might be mistaken for one at first; the operculum has a hinge, when the animal wants to protrude the head, it opens it as a valve. This shell might, perhaps, be deemed trivalve on that account." Poor Rafinesque! No one let him in on the joke. In 1820, he renamed the trivalve *Tremesia* ("little hole"), having realized that the name *Notrema* was already in use for another genus. This time, he wrote in his monograph on the freshwater mussels of the Ohio River (p. 54): "Je vais décrire dans ce supplément deux espèces qui n'appartiennent qu'imparfaitement à mon sujet; car l'une est une coquille trivalve et l'autre une moule de la Louisiane. J'y ajouterai quelques espèces qui ont été omises à leurs places respectives, ou reconnues durant mon travail. "XIIe. Genre. *TREMESIA*. Trémésie. "Test trivalve, inéquivalve; valve principale patelloïde, perforée au centre; la petite valve fermant ce trou en guise d'opercule; troisième valve inférieure, latérale; molluscque céphalé, à tête extensible par l'ouverture médiale, à deux yeux latéraux; point de tentacules. "Ce genre singulier paraît être le type d'une nouvelle famille intermédiaire entre les Brachiopodes, les Térédaires et les Patellaires; elle a trois valves comme les Térédaires; mais une tête comme les Patellaires, et cette tête oculée et tentaculée est centrale au lieu d'être terminale. "64. Espèce. *Tremesia patelloïdes*. Trémésie patelloïde. Pl. LXXXII, fig. 22, 23 et 24. "Valve principale arrondie, un peu conique, striée concentriquement et tesselée par des stries courbes, obliques, transversales; ouverture ronde; petites valves lisses: l'inférieure oblique, obovale; mollusque strié flexueusement en dessous, aigu à l'oppose de la valve inférieure; tête tronquée. "Animal bien singulier, que j'avais déjà annoncé l'année passée sous le nom fautif de *Notrema* dans l'*American Monthly Magazine*. il se trouve dans la parite inférieure de l'Ohio, attaché aux pieres comme les Patelles, par sa base; test fauve-brun; valve operculaire brune, luisante, mobile; diamètre environ un pouce, hauteur un demi-pouce." Translation: "In this supplement I will describe two species that belong only imperfectly to my subject, for one is a trivalve shell and the other is a mussel from Louisiana. I will add here some species that were omitted from their respective places, or recognized during my work. "XIIth Genus. *TREMESIA*. Tremesia. "Shell trivalve, inequivalve; principal valve patelloid, perforated at the center; small valve opening this hole in the manner of an operculum; third valve lower, lateral; mollusk headed, with head extensible through a medial aperture, with two lateral eyes; no tentacles. "This singular genus appears to be the type of a new family intermediate among the brachiopods, shipworms and limpets; it has three valves like the shipworms, but a head like the limpets, and this eyed and tentacled [tentaculée] head is central instead of being terminal. "64th Species. *Tremesia patelloides*. Patelloid Tremesia. "Principal valve round, a little conical, striated concentrically and tesselated by curved, oblique, transversal striae; aperture round; small valves smooth: the lower one round, oboval; mollusk striated flexuously underneath [en dessous], sharply against [aigu à l'oppose] the lower valve; head truncated. "A quite unique animal, which I already announced last year under the name of *Notrema* in the *American Monthly Magazine*. It is found in the lower part of the Ohio, attached to stones like the limpets, for its base; shell tawny brown; opercular valve brown, glossy, mobile; diameter about an inch, height one half-inch." Did Rafinesque ever learn that he had been had? History does not say. In a "continuation" of his Ohio River monograph (1831), he described more taxa, but made no mention of the mysterious trivalve. By this time, Rafinesque was unpopular among his fellow naturalists in America, and he complained vociferously that they were ignoring his work, and moreover doing bad science. This was true, but saying so in print did not help his case; indeed, he was having a hard time finding a journal that would publish his work, and so had to publish it himself. "Mr. Say is, above all, inexcusable. I had respectfully noticed, in 1820, his previous labors; but he has never mentioned mine, and knows so little of the animals of these shells, as to have mistaken their mouth for their tail, and their anterior for the posterior part of the shells! If he had seen these animals alive, feeding, moving, and watched their habits as I have done repeatedly, he would not have fallen into such a blunder" (p. 1). Rafinesque then pointed out that he could not afford to buy the other naturalists' works, which were much costlier than his own, and therefore put off writing the synonomy of each species until later. But the man died poor, and his scientific collections were dispersed and lost. In many cases, no one can recognize his species from the brief, unillustrated diagnosis, and without type specimens, it is now extraordinarily difficult to untangle the web of synonyms. However, we can be quite sure that, if the Ohio River ever gives up a trivalve brachiopod, we will know what to call it. Andrew K. Rindsberg Geological Survey of Alabama References Rafinesque, C. S., 1818, Description of a new genus of fluviatile bivalve shell, of the damily of Brachiopodes; NOTREMA FISSURELLA, *in* Discoveries in natural history, made during a journey through the Western region of the United States: American Monthly Magazine and Critical Review, v. 3, p. 356. Reprinted by Binney, W. G., and Tryon, G. W., Jr., 1864, The complete writings of Constantine Smaltz Rafinesque, on recent & fossil conchology: New York, Bailliere Brothers, p. 24-25. ______1820, Monographie des coquilles bivalves fluviatiles de la rivière Ohio, contenant douze genres et soixante-huit espèces: Annales Générales des Sciences Physiques, v. 5, no. 15, p. 21-56, pl. 80-82. ______1831, Continuation of a monograph of the bivalve shells of the river Ohio, and other rivers of the Western states: Philadelphia, privately published, 8 p.